July 2009
5 posts
have you ever realized?
how fucking DEEP spice girls lyrics can get? damn…
i was thinkin
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the morning on a friday…I have my life together. right. you know, i’m really sick of people asking me ‘why are you not wearing any pants?’ whenever i go in public. shut uppp already. anyywayysss, i’m tripping on robitussin right now, i think i’ll go bedazzle somethin.
ummm textsfromlastnight
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it’s not working… i’ve done that.
I’m so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
sorry
i’ve been away for so long, i had a nasty run in with a naked transvestite who had been living under my porch. anywho, i’m back now and better than ever. I’ve gotta go change my facebook status to something meaningful now, but i’ll give a full update later. kisses.
April 2009
7 posts
i love
frolicking in leave piles and building snow men with corn cob meth pipes. and dancing out my emotions. ughh it’s totally saturday night and i just want to dance. fuck girls i’m going dancing!
oh!
yaya, i just realised that i really want to write Sydney’s paper for her tonight.
BEST SONG EVER
“Candy” It’s my pussy I can do what I want Hm, I’m a big girl now It’s my pussy i can do what i want hm, I’m a big girl now -Front, back, side to side Pussy pop, do it right Front, back, side to side Pussy pop, do it right Shake it, shake that wrapper candy Wrapper on your booty Girl, you lookin dandy Now pop that pussy- Damn, girl, youz a freak Give it to me,...
i noticed you
from across the HC. you were the only one i could see, and you made me feel just like the big and tall section in JC penny makes me feel. hot. I knew from that day foreword we were going to be friends. we soon became suite mates thanks to my sweet connections with the janitor in the deans office who also has an social meth habit. Your dirty-honey-sandy-dark brownishintherightlighting blonde hair...
March 2009
9 posts
where i can get some meth? my friend alex sold the last of hers to morgaine and i really just need some. the sleepy tea made me tired and usually chamomile wakes me up but i’m all out! ( :( ) so um… methamphetamine? that was a really big word for me i know. but i’m growing as a person (remember, i came un-out/ went back into the closet a few hours ago) and i feel i can now use large words in place...
umm
I’m in love with Sydney Phillips. she’s so smart and funny and gorgeous
lover i don't have to love
So i was just taking a bath when i realized that i don’t want to lie to myself anymore. i thought that being gay would help me get friends and set my stage for my career as a professional fire dancer for big bill and little annie’s traveling circus. but i have realized that i am just lying to myself and really I am not at all gay. I am still addicted to meth though. maybe if i pierce...
Dear Diary
Today, I created my tumblr and i just was thinking about how much fun i’m going to have writting about all my personal thoughts and experiences with the underground gay bondage scene. Love, Tyler